Tuesday, November 3, 2009

RRMC: Rant Five - Cosplay Party!

Kadis: -dressed up as her OC- Hi everyone! It's time for another installment of Random Rants!

Himuro: -dressed as Gilbert (Pandora Hearts)- Tch...why did we have to dress up too? -tugs at the jacket-

Kadis: For fun! -giggles- You make a good Gil, Himu.

Tsumi: -dressed as Sharon (Pandora Hearts), giggles- He does, doesn't he? -leans up and kisses his cheek-

Himuro: -blush- W-well, if Tsu says so...

Kadis: Yay, thanks, Tsumi! You got him on board! Anyways, readers, if you haven't figured it out yet, the theme for this rant is anime cons and cosplay!

Manako: -dressed as Sugisaki (Seitokai no Ichozen)- "My harem, my harem!" -laughs- Kaddy, I love this character. His pants are amazing too.

Kadis: It's perfect for you, Mana. And the pants--

Kuroi: --are mine! -rushes past Kaddy and tubs on Mana's pants- C'mon, give 'em up!

Kadis: -blinks- O-oh yeah, um...Kuroi's a new addition to us...

Kuroi: -dressed as Ciel (Kuroshitsuji)- Yeah yeah, I'm Kuroi. -tugs on the pants- Kaddy can I enter him? -tilts head-

Everyone: ...

Kuroi: ...what? Did I say something wrong? -tilts head-

Izumo: -dressed as Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji), picks Kuroi up and holds him- ...don't say things like that, young one.

Kuroi: -squirms- Hey, put me down! I only wanted to make him take his pants off!

Izumo: ...don't say such rude things. Apologize.

Kuroi: Tch, ho do you think you are? You can’t make me do that! Only Kaddy can!

Kadis: Huh? Me? Okay then. Say you’re sorry so we can get back on track!

Kuroi: …-pouts- Fiiiiine, sorry. But I still want the pants! >.<

Izumo: –kisses his cheek and sets him down- Good boy.

Manako: …things are getting a little too gay in here for my tastes.

Shikyo: –dressed as Alice (Pandora Hearts)—I agree, harem-boy.

Kadis: -hides- W-why are you here too?! U-um, readers, Shikyo’s another new addition to our little group…

Manako: Another cute girl! -kneels in front of her and produces  ring- I love you. Marry me.

Shikyo: …-kicks him in the face- Go to Hell, dumbass. God, I’m not some little toy for your amusement.

Manako: -bleeds- I…should have expected that…-passes out-

Shiro: -dressed as Frau (07 Ghost)- Don’t come into my pack causing trouble, young lady…

Kadis: -peeks out from her hiding place and runs to Shiro- Hey…why is she here…?

Shiro: -shrugs and pets her head- I don’t know…I’ll protect you though. In case she tries anything.

Himuro: Um…wasn’t this supposed to be a rant? Now it just seems more like  party. A cosplay party.

Kadis: …oh yeah…I forgot again. Heh…oh well ^^

Himuro: -twitch- What the Hell do you mean “oh well”? You little brat…

Kadis: -clings to Shiro- Don’t hurt me, Himu! W-we can still get back to the subject at hand, right? There’s still time, isn’t there? I mean, Akaru hasn’t even shown up yet!

Shiro: -scratches his head nervously- Uh…well…Akaru refuses to come out of his room…he thinks the character’s too embarrassing…

Kadis: Eh? But it’s practically perfect for him! I bet Neko would think so too! She’d love it on him!

Himuro: If he isn’t gonna show up, let’s just end this thing!

Shikyo: Tch, I agree. -pulls on her shirt- This thing is hot…-undoes the first few buttons-

Manako: -sits up suddenly, staring with wide eyes- I…I won’t give up on you…I think I’ve fallen in love with you.

Shikyo: …-kicks him again, harder- Didn’t I tell you to…

Manako: -blocks her kick with one arm- Not this time, sweetie. I love when girls play rough, but that first blow was a bit much.

Shikyo: Tch, you…

Himuro: -laughing hysterically- Finally, there’s a girl who can put my older brother in his place!

Tsumi: -smiles- Even I have to say he’s met his match with this one…one woman who won’t fall for his charm.

Manako: -pouts- Hey, I love this! She’s an actual challenge for me! It kinda turns me on, actually… Anyways, I won’t give up on her!

Kadis: …Mana, she’ll kill you.

Kuroi: -clinging to Izumo, snickering- Hey, Shi, it’s no fun if ya kill him! He’s cute, why not humor him and play his games for a while? -nuzzles Izumo-

Izumo: …-slight blush, pets his head-

Shikyo: And why should I listen to you, homo?

Shiro: -sigh- Please don’t start problems…

Kuroi: -purrs- It’s pointless trying to stop her, you know.

Kadis: W-well, everyone, it seems we’ve gotten very off-track, so we’ll see you all ne--

Akaru: W-wait! -runs toward them, dressed as Labrador (07 Ghost)-

Kadis: Hey, you showed up after all!

Akaru: -blush- Yeah…but this costume is a little embarrassing…

Tsumi: Aw, it isn’t at all, Aka-chan. It’s so cute on you.

Akaru: T-Tsumi…

Himuro: -mutters- Of course he shows up now…

Kadis: Hehe…well now that everyone’s here, should we get started?

Himuro: Wha…? Kaddy, it’s too late now!  C’mon!

Kadis: -pouts- Oh, alright…next time then! We’ll get serious. See you!

Shikyo: -mutters- Thank god…