Kadis: -dressed up as her OC- Hi everyone! It's time for another installment of Random Rants!
Himuro: -dressed as Gilbert (Pandora Hearts)- Tch...why did we have to dress up too? -tugs at the jacket-
Kadis: For fun! -giggles- You make a good Gil, Himu.
Tsumi: -dressed as Sharon (Pandora Hearts), giggles- He does, doesn't he? -leans up and kisses his cheek-
Himuro: -blush- W-well, if Tsu says so...
Kadis: Yay, thanks, Tsumi! You got him on board! Anyways, readers, if you haven't figured it out yet, the theme for this rant is anime cons and cosplay!
Manako: -dressed as Sugisaki (Seitokai no Ichozen)- "My harem, my harem!" -laughs- Kaddy, I love this character. His pants are amazing too.
Kadis: It's perfect for you, Mana. And the pants--
Kuroi: --are mine! -rushes past Kaddy and tubs on Mana's pants- C'mon, give 'em up!
Kadis: -blinks- O-oh yeah, um...Kuroi's a new addition to us...
Kuroi: -dressed as Ciel (Kuroshitsuji)- Yeah yeah, I'm Kuroi. -tugs on the pants- Kaddy can I enter him? -tilts head-
Everyone: ...
Kuroi: ...what? Did I say something wrong? -tilts head-
Izumo: -dressed as Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji), picks Kuroi up and holds him- ...don't say things like that, young one.
Kuroi: -squirms- Hey, put me down! I only wanted to make him take his pants off!
Izumo: ...don't say such rude things. Apologize.
Kuroi: Tch, ho do you think you are? You can’t make me do that! Only Kaddy can!
Kadis: Huh? Me? Okay then. Say you’re sorry so we can get back on track!
Kuroi: …-pouts- Fiiiiine, sorry. But I still want the pants! >.<
Izumo: –kisses his cheek and sets him down- Good boy.
Manako: …things are getting a little too gay in here for my tastes.
Shikyo: –dressed as Alice (Pandora Hearts)—I agree, harem-boy.
Kadis: -hides- W-why are you here too?! U-um, readers, Shikyo’s another new addition to our little group…
Manako: Another cute girl! -kneels in front of her and produces ring- I love you. Marry me.
Shikyo: …-kicks him in the face- Go to Hell, dumbass. God, I’m not some little toy for your amusement.
Manako: -bleeds- I…should have expected that…-passes out-
Shiro: -dressed as Frau (07 Ghost)- Don’t come into my pack causing trouble, young lady…
Kadis: -peeks out from her hiding place and runs to Shiro- Hey…why is she here…?
Shiro: -shrugs and pets her head- I don’t know…I’ll protect you though. In case she tries anything.
Himuro: Um…wasn’t this supposed to be a rant? Now it just seems more like party. A cosplay party.
Kadis: …oh yeah…I forgot again. Heh…oh well ^^
Himuro: -twitch- What the Hell do you mean “oh well”? You little brat…
Kadis: -clings to Shiro- Don’t hurt me, Himu! W-we can still get back to the subject at hand, right? There’s still time, isn’t there? I mean, Akaru hasn’t even shown up yet!
Shiro: -scratches his head nervously- Uh…well…Akaru refuses to come out of his room…he thinks the character’s too embarrassing…
Kadis: Eh? But it’s practically perfect for him! I bet Neko would think so too! She’d love it on him!
Himuro: If he isn’t gonna show up, let’s just end this thing!
Shikyo: Tch, I agree. -pulls on her shirt- This thing is hot…-undoes the first few buttons-
Manako: -sits up suddenly, staring with wide eyes- I…I won’t give up on you…I think I’ve fallen in love with you.
Shikyo: …-kicks him again, harder- Didn’t I tell you to…
Manako: -blocks her kick with one arm- Not this time, sweetie. I love when girls play rough, but that first blow was a bit much.
Shikyo: Tch, you…
Himuro: -laughing hysterically- Finally, there’s a girl who can put my older brother in his place!
Tsumi: -smiles- Even I have to say he’s met his match with this one…one woman who won’t fall for his charm.
Manako: -pouts- Hey, I love this! She’s an actual challenge for me! It kinda turns me on, actually… Anyways, I won’t give up on her!
Kadis: …Mana, she’ll kill you.
Kuroi: -clinging to Izumo, snickering- Hey, Shi, it’s no fun if ya kill him! He’s cute, why not humor him and play his games for a while? -nuzzles Izumo-
Izumo: …-slight blush, pets his head-
Shikyo: And why should I listen to you, homo?
Shiro: -sigh- Please don’t start problems…
Kuroi: -purrs- It’s pointless trying to stop her, you know.
Kadis: W-well, everyone, it seems we’ve gotten very off-track, so we’ll see you all ne--
Akaru: W-wait! -runs toward them, dressed as Labrador (07 Ghost)-
Kadis: Hey, you showed up after all!
Akaru: -blush- Yeah…but this costume is a little embarrassing…
Tsumi: Aw, it isn’t at all, Aka-chan. It’s so cute on you.
Akaru: T-Tsumi…
Himuro: -mutters- Of course he shows up now…
Kadis: Hehe…well now that everyone’s here, should we get started?
Himuro: Wha…? Kaddy, it’s too late now! C’mon!
Kadis: -pouts- Oh, alright…next time then! We’ll get serious. See you!
Shikyo: -mutters- Thank god…